Heat and RAW Spoilers for 12/31/07

RAW and Heat Spoilers

Dark Match:

Brian Kendrick vs "The Natural" Nick Nameth w/ ???
Nick come out with some muscular dude that I did not reckonize and I couldnt catch his name. Brian Kendrick wins with a Small Package. Im still wondering who Paul London pissed off, he hasnt been seen on TV in a long while.

Heat Matches:

Snisky vs Super Crazy
Snisky wins with a pumphandle slam, typical jobber match.

D.H. Smith vs Jobber
D.H. Smith wins with a Back Suplex.

Charlie Haas vs Drew McEntyre
Drew wins with a Northern Lights Suplex. Charlie Haas has a new gimmick where he goes under the ring and puts on a luchadore mask for some reason.

RAW:
No Opening Pyro
RAW starts off with Randy Orton in the ring talking about how 2007 is the best year of his career and how 2008 will be even better. Jeff Hardy comes out to shut him up and cuts a pretty decent promo. Orton tries to give Jeff an RKO but Jeff reverses it into a Twist of Fate.

Backstage Segment
Matt and Jeff Hardy talking about how Jeff is going to win at the Rumble and when he does he will give Matt the first title match.

Kennedy vs HBK
Kennedy wins after he reverses the Superkick into a Complete Shot, or as I like to call it, the Kenplete Shot.

Backstage Segment
Vince makes a match for later, Regal vs Hornswoggle.

Umaga vs Hacksaw - Royal Rumble Qualifier
Umaga win in 2 mintues after the Samoan Spike

Backstage Segment
HHH is interviewed by Todd Grisham, Vince interupts and says if HHH loses in any way, he will not be in the Royal Rumble match.

JBL Returns
He comes to the ring and three HUGE sets of pryo goes off after he gets into the ring. He cuts a promo on how he is better and richer than everyone, Jericho interrupts and they have a good old fashioned brawl.

Mickie James vs Melina vs Beth Phoenix - Womens Title Match
Beth retains after giving Melina the Fishermans suplex.

Jeff Hardy vs Santino Marella w/ Maria and Carlito
Match ends in a No Contest after Randy Orton comes on the Titantron from backstage, he shows Jeff that he has beaten up Matt, and then gives Matt the concussion kick.

Backstage Segment
Jeff rushes to his brother side, and Orton has run from sight.

Hornswoggle vs William Regal
The match ends in a no contest after Vince hands Regal his brass knucks, but he cant hit Hornswoggle. Vince barraids Regal in the ring and Regal just walks away.

Backstage Segment
HHH and Flair have a discussion about their upcoming match.

HHH vs Ric Flair
Ric Flair wins via DQ after Regal comes down and punches Flair after HHH pedigrees the Nature Boy.

Biggest Pops
1. Ric Flair
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Chris Jericho

Biggest Heat
1. JBL
2. Randy Orton
3. HHH (While Attacking Flair in their match)

DarkDefender85's Top 25

1. Batista - It took 2 Batista Bombs, but The Animal defeated The Deadman.
   
2. HHH - Defeating Umaga in a Street Fight Moves The Game Up 2 Spots
3. CM Punk - It was a good week for Punk after retaining the ECW Title.
   
4. Randy Orton - Getting himself DQed moves the WWE Champion down 2 places
5. Umaga - A tough loss to the HHH will not slow the Samoan Bulldozer down.
   
6. Kane - Two wins over MVP in one week moves Kane up the ladder, but Big Daddy V may stop him.
7. Matt Hardy - An injuried Matt Hardy moves down 2 places for not competing this week.
   
8. HBK - a DQ win over the WWE Champion but no title for the ShowStopper.
   
9. Jeff Hardy - A tough loss to Kennedy but a Tag Team win moves Hardy up a spot.
   
10. MVP - 2 losses to Kane move the Ballin superstar down a spot.
    
11. The Undertaker - A loss to the Animal and a vice grip from Khali doesnt help the Deadman.
    
12. Rey Mysterio - A win in a stretcher match help the master of the 619.
    
13. John Morrison - Becoming the #1 contender for the ECW title helps The Shaman of Sexy.
    
14. Big Daddy V - This big monster destoryed Kane on Smackdown.
    
15. Mr Kennedy - A win over Jeff Hardy moves the Loudmouth up a spot.
    
16. Finlay - A loss to Rey Mysterio hurt Finlay this week.
    
17. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch - Cade got an impressive win over Paul London.
18. Paul London and Brian Kendrick - Another loss isnt going to get this team closer to gold.
    
19. Jesse and Festus - Festus defeated Domino in singles action.
    
20. Cody Rhodes - With Hardcore Hollys help, he defeated The World Greatest Tag Team.
21. Elijah Burke - A win over Wang Yang helps the Elijah this week.
    
22. Mark Henry - Mark Henry proved to be the most dominate monster in the WWE.
23. The Miz - This was a bad week for the Miz with 2 losses.
    
24. Tommy Dreamer - Dresses as Paul Heyman, Dreamer scores a win over Nunzio.
    
25. Chuck Palumbo - Another win over Dykstra, but beating the same guy over and over isnt very impressive.
    

Devon's Cyber Sunday Predictions

WWE Title Match
Randy Orton vs HBK, Mr Kennedy or Jeff Hardy
CHALLENGER: HBK
WINNER: Randy Orton

World Heavyweight Championship Match
Batista vs The Undertaker: Special Guest Referee Stone Cold, JBL, or Mick Foley
REFEREE: Stone Cold will win, but Santino will pull some shit, and JBL will take over.
WINNER: Either Taker with an assist from JBL, or Batista by DQ.

ECW World Title Match
CM Punk vs Big Daddy V, John Morrison, or The Miz
CHALLENGER: John Morrison
WINNER: John Morrison

HHH vs Umaga: Street Fight, First Blood, or Steel Cage
MATCH: Steel Cage
WINNER: HHH

Matt Hardy vs MVP: Boxing Match, Wrestling Match, or MMA Match
MATCH: MMA Match
WINNER: MVP

Rey Mysterio vs Finlay: Stretcher Match, No DQ Match, Shillelagh on a Pole Match
MATCH: Stretcher Match
WINNER: Finlay

Divas Halloween Costume Contest
WINNER: Mickie James

DarkDefender85's Top 25

1. Randy Orton: The WWE Champion in Still on Top after wrestling 3 matches on RAW.
   
2. Umaga: Umaga Destroyed a Jobber in three seperated matches to prove a point to HHH
3. Batista: Spearing JBL isnt going to help him in his upcoming match against the Deadman
4. CM Punk: The ECW Champion picked up a win with Kane's help.
   
5. HHH: Not wrestling on RAW moves The Game down 2 spots.
   
6. Matt Hardy: The man that will not die picked up and impressive win with MVPs help.
   
7. The Undertaker: Jamie Noble felt the cold hand of the Deadman on Smackdown.
   
8. Kane: Helped CM Punk pick up a win on ECW.
   
9. MVP: Helped his tag team partner pick up a win.
   
10. Rey Mysterio: Showed Finlay he likes to fight as well.
    
11. HBK: Was a superkick away from defeating Randy Orton, but Mr Kennedy had other plans.
    
12. Jeff Hardy: He may be the Intercontinental Champion, but he is no match for Randy Orton.
13. Mr. Kennedy: Did his best in a match with Orton on RAW.
    
14. Finlay: The Fighting Irishman tired his best against Matt Hardy but came up short.
    
15. Big Daddy V: Showed his not afraid on Kane on Smackdown.
    
16. The Great Khali: The big man is having hard times since losing the World Title.
    
17. Jesse and Festus: Defeated Elijah Burke and Nunzio on ECW.
    
18. Chris Masters: Defeated Chuck Palumbo on Smackdown.
    
19. John Morrison: Couldnt get in done in a Handicap Match on ECW.
20. The Highlanders: Robbie picked up a win against Brian Kendrick.
    
21. Lance Cade and Trevor Murdoch: Not being on RAW hurts the Tag Team Champions.
    
22. The Miz: Was Chokeslamed to Hell on ECW by Kane.
    
23. Chuck Palumbo: A Loss to Masters wont keep this biker down.
    
24. London and Kendrick: The high flying duo need to get their heads back in the game.
    
25. Drew McEntyre: Dave Taylor newest ally got a Major win.
    

Umaga vs HHH @ Cyber Sunday

"The Game" HHH will once again face "The Samoan Bulldozer" Umaga, but this time you will be able to choose what kinda match they face off in. The three types of matches that you can choose from are Street Fight, First Blood, and Steel Cage.

DarkDefender85's Top 25

1. Randy Orton - Becoming a 2 Time WWE Champion in One Night Would Make Anyone #1
   
2. HHH - The Game Picked Up an 11th Title Reign, But Then Fumbled The Ball
   
3. Umaga - He May Have Lost to HHH at No Mercy, but He Showed No Mercy on Raw.
   
4. Batista - Retained His Title in The Punjabi Prison Match With a Spiderman Leap.
   
5. The Undertaker - Pick up a Win on Smackdown and become the #1 contender
   
6. Matt Hardy - Puked on MVP to win another contest but lost to the B.O.D.
   
7. MVP - Got Puked On and Lost to the B.O.D.
   
8. CM Punk - Got a DQ win over Big Daddy V but Lost to the returning Morrison
   
9. Kane - Won a tag match with his brother The Undertaker
   
10. The Great Khali - Lost a World Title match, but destroyed Jamie Noble
    
11. Jeff Hardy - Defeated Mr Kennedy on RAW
    
12. Mr. Kennedy - Put on a Clinic with Jeff Hardy
    
13. Rey Mysterio - Put on a Great match with Finlay at No Mercy
    
14. Cade & Murdoch - Got a win in a 6 man tag.
    
15. Finlay - Destroyed Rey Mysterio at No Mercy
    
16. John Morrison - Defeated injuried ECW Champion Punk in a non-title match
    
17. Big Daddy V - Destroyed CM Punk and Tommy Dreamer.
    
18. Chuck Palumbo - Defeated Chris Masters on Smackdown
    
19. The Miz - Defeated Balls Mahoney
    
20. London and Kendrick - Didnt have the best week, but showed what they can do
    
21. Jesse and Festus - Picked up another win on Smackdown
    
22. Snitsky - Defeated Val Venis on RAW
    
23. HBK - Returned with A Vengence and with some Sweet Chin Music for Orton
    
24. The Highlanders - Defeated London and Kendrick, but with help from the ring ropes.
    
25. Kevin Throne - Picked up another win on ECW.
    

WWE No Mercy Recap, Review, and Thoughts by RV

Well this is the first time I sat and watched a WWE program in quite some time. Mainly because Cena is no where to be found. Thanks god. Anyways on with the thoughts on each match...

Orton vs HHH Part 1.
Groaned big time, yaa hoo HHH title reign again woop de fuckin do, but I knew the night was far from over so I stayed optimistic.

Kennedy Cade and Murdoch vs Jeff Hardy Kendrick and London.
Bagh. Kennedy kicks ass but WWE fuckin threw him away. Way to go WWE. Jeff Hardy is fat. And you can obviously tell his high flying days are over. Ho hum match.

CM Punk vs Big Daddy V.
CM Punk is the most overrated fuckass out of the bunch. Why are so many people going crazy over him? He has a fucking Pepsi tattoo for gods sake. And V needs a fucking bra to support those extra large deep dish pizza tits.

Matt Hardy vs MVP Pizza Eating Contest
Re. Tard. Ed.

HHH vs Umaga.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.

Rey Mysterio vs Finlay.
Interesting finish but having a no contest ending at something I paid 40 bucks to watch is fucking stupid.

Beth Phoenix vs Candice.
Beth Phoenix looks like Chyna and Molly Holly had a baby.

Batista vs Khali.
Holy fucking shit talk about boring. Michael Cole said the most retarded line ever when Khali was on his way to the ring. "Khali is my odds on favorite to regain the world title." Um being that Khali is the only challenge in the match that by default makes him an odds on favorite since he is the only one that can regain the title. Moron. And I love how JBL and Cole hyped up this TERRIFYING AND HORROR OF A MATCH that was slow, boring and had no blood. How can something with RAZOR SHARP SPIKES producer not a single drop of blood? Worst match ever.

Orton vs HHH Part 2.
Fucking finally an interesting and decent damn main event on a PPV. Thank fucking GOD! Orton is the new champ, Cena is gone. All is well in the kingdom again.

Closing Thoughts.
Glad Orton is the champ. Cena being gone made the PPV more interesting to watch. Would have been nice to have a Jericho tease at the very end since that was the main reason I ordered this. All in all. I will be tuning into Raw tomorrow. Hopefully ratings will go up in Cenas absence and WWE will see how much people hate him.